H

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Page 1: Hacker - Handicap Golf
Page 2: Hardball - Havoc
Page 3: Hawk Storm - Heroes of Karn
Page 4: Heroes of the Lance - Hire Hare
Page 5: Hi Rise - Holocauste
Page 6: Homerunner - Howard the Duck
Page 7: How to be a Complete Bastard - Hustler
Page 8: Huxley Pig - Hypsys
Screenshot of How to be a Complete Bastard

Adrian has gatecrashed a yuppie party, and to acquire the honour of being the complete bastard, he has to perform all sorts of misdemeanours to make all the guests leave. Ransacking the house will reveal countless odds and ends; finding out their uses is left to you! In addition, there are four meters – the drunkometer, the weeeometer, the fartometer, and the smellometer – which are all self-explanatory. However, there are some things you can only do when you're sober, and other things you can only do when you're drunk. The nature of the game is initially appealing, especially to adolescents, but the way that the rooms are viewed is very confusing, and it's so slow that you'll switch off within minutes.

More information on CPCSOFTS

3

Screenshot of How to Be a Hero

How to Be a Hero

(Mastertronic, 1987)

Reviewed by John Beckett

The story behind this game is that you play a nerdy guy who, in order to discover what it takes to be a hero, is thrust by his super-hero teacher into several heroic situations, to see how much of a hero he is. Sounds good, but in reality the story doesn't play an important part in the game at all; it's just three levels of dull, very hard dungeon-roaming viewed from above. The first level is set in an Egyptian tomb and you must find keys and various treasures, shoot the obscene amount of bad guys (scorpions, spiders etc.) who never seem to die, and find the exit to the next level – another tomb. The graphics are bad, and the sound is pathetic. More like How to Be a Zero!

More information on CPCSOFTS

1

Screenshot of Hudson Hawk

Hudson Hawk

(Ocean, 1991)

Eddie 'Hudson' Hawkins' friend has been captured by a gang, who force Eddie to steal three works of art made by Leonardo da Vinci in order to build a machine that will turn lead into gold. If he refuses to comply, the gang will kill his friend. The film that this game is based on was a major flop, but the game itself is not bad. It's a platform game with some puzzle elements to it; for instance, you will have to work out how to reach a high window, climb over large boxes (Hudson's a small fellow in this game), or avoid being caught by security cameras. Graphically it's brilliant, albeit very blue indeed, although there is no music and little in the way of sound effects. It's an easy game to get into and is worth trying out, even if Hudson's movements are a little sluggish.

More information on CPCSOFTS

8

Screenshot of Humphrey

Humphrey

(Zigurat, 1988)

Reviewed by Alain Schroetter

This is a game I used to like when I was younger, but which has since lost much of its attractiveness. You take the control of a strange-looking guy named Humphrey. When Humphrey walks on the ground tiles, they change colour, and you must step on all of them to clear the stage. Of course, a plethora of creatures spend their time chasing you, while flying bugs only expect you to jump so they can sting you to death. Some tiles move to take you to inaccessible places, while others crumble under your steps or explode. The graphics are not too bad, but the sound effects hardly exist and the animation is slow. Besides, you often get stuck when getting round an obstacle, which does not simplify your task.

More information on CPCSOFTS

5

Screenshot of Hunchback

Hunchback

(Amsoft/Ocean, 1984)

Esmeralda has been captured and Quasimodo the hunchback must rescue her. As Quasimodo, you must jump over the obstacles on the ramparts, dodging spears, arrows and fireballs, and leaping across chasms. Watch out for the knight who is climbing the walls and chasing after you! This was one of Ocean's earliest releases for the CPC. I suppose the game was good for its time, but it feels really old and dated nowadays. Obviously, the graphics are poor and unappealing, but the gameplay totally lacks any excitement. It doesn't have the nostalgia of some of Amsoft's other titles – even if they were bad as well.

See also: Hunchback: The Adventure, Hunchback II: Quasimodo's Revenge.

More information on CPCSOFTS

3

Screenshot of Hunchback: The Adventure

Hunchback: The Adventure

(Ocean, 1986)

Reviewed by John Beckett

This is a very snazzy-looking text adventure, in which you take the part of deformed bell-ringer Quasimodo, and must ultimately rescue Esmeralda from the clutches of the evil Cardinal. First though, you must escape from the maze-like and heavily guarded Notre Dame Cathedral, before taking to the sewers beneath Paris. It's not a difficult game, but it can get frustrating with its maze-like layout, and you'll often find yourself wandering about in circles. On top of that, the parser is quite limited, with a lack of obvious commands such as 'talk' and 'examine', which detracts from the depth of the game somewhat. Stick with it, though, and you'll be pleasantly surprised. It's lovely to look at, is challenging but not difficult, has a great sense of humour and is quite lengthy.

See also: Hunchback, Hunchback II: Quasimodo's Revenge.

View an advertisement for this game

More information on CPCSOFTS

7

Screenshot of Hunchback II: Quasimodo's Revenge

Esmeralda has been captured again, so Quasimodo sets out to rescue her again. As in the previous game, you must dodge various hazards, but this time, it's a proper platform game in which you can move all around the screen. Your aim on each of the five screens is to collect all the bells on the platforms. To move from one platform to another, you can either jump or use the ropes on the large bells. However, it's rather hard, and pixel-perfect precision is often required. The graphics are OK for their time, and the jingles when you start a new game and complete a level are very jolly, but the actual gameplay isn't particularly endearing to me.

See also: Hunchback, Hunchback: The Adventure.

More information on CPCSOFTS

4

Screenshot of Hundra

Hundra

(Dinamic/Mastertronic, 1988)

The Viking king Jorund has been captured and is being held by the Viking gods somewhere in the kingdom of Lukx. Jorund's daughter, Hundra, must enter the kingdom and rescue him. As Hundra, you must collect three precious jewels in order to rescue Jorund. The first isn't too difficult to find, but you'll need two keys to collect the others, and you can't collect the circular key until you've found the triangular key. This isn't a bad platform game by any means, and the graphics are colourful and appealing. However, there are numerous traps which are frustratingly difficult to avoid, meaning that lives are needlessly wasted. Despite this, it's still possible to explore most of what is a fairly good game.

More information on CPCSOFTS

7

Screenshot of The Hunt for Red October: The Movie

The film that this game is based on sees a Soviet submarine commander called Marko Ramius in charge of Russia's most high-tech submarine, the Red October, which is virtually undetectable. Ramius is planning to defect to the Americans, but they don't believe him. However, the CIA agent Jack Ryan does, and he sets out to find it, before the American and Russian navies beat him to it. The game consists of five levels which re-enact some of the scenes in the film, and there are several distinct types of gameplay throughout the game. The graphics are quite good, but two of the five levels are simple sub-games rather than levels in the proper sense, and the game itself is too short and too easy; I completed it after only a few goes.

More information on CPCSOFTS

6

Screenshot of Hustler

Hustler

(Bubble Bus, 1985)

This is a 6-ball pool game which allows you to play in several different ways. There's the normal game, of course, and other games where you must pot the six balls in the right order, or pot the balls in the corresponding numbered pockets – the aim being to pot all the balls in the fewest number of shots. You can play on your own or against another player, but you can't play against the computer. The very simple graphics and poor sound effects only reinforce the notion that this is a rather dull simulation of 6-ball pool.

More information on CPCSOFTS

4

Back to top

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z